my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Will exercising make me less horny?
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