So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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