it was like his penis was on wheels.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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