Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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