She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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