You're my little dorito
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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