just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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