Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Randomize
