normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i out mim tonsoeep
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