You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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