Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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