Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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