So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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