i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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