when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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