Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I got inside last night via doggy door
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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