that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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