Why are handjobs necessary in class?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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