yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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