And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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