You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
