"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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