I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i drank out of a bidet.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Randomize
