My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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