Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
