their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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