I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
pop tarts are not kleenex
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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