your thong is hanging out like whoa
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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