Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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