so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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