Don't worry. I has chaperone.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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