Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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