wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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