shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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