yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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