i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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