i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
