The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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