i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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