I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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