real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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