Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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