i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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