Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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