I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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