went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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