so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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