Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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