she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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