yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
COCAINE IS GR8
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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