My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
The power of my boobs compel you
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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