capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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