I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize