Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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