A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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