So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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