it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Even my vagina gasped.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize