She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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