break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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